a camper what?

It was just a matter of time! The first emulator "for campers only" has been released ;-)


You must drive one of these to be able to use the emulator:


Source: EmuUnlim.com

An emulator it is not

Dear friends at Emu-Friends... er Emu-France, Basin is not a Spectrum emulator. It is a Basic Development Environment. And the news source surely is World of Spectrum - am I right? ;-)



Source: Emu-France

Bad research

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Pale is not an Atari Lynx emulator but a Camputers Lynx emulator...

Source: Emulatronia

Retronews

MetaFox has done it again, reporting about Mame 0.79u2... And he even tries to blame it on poor Hawq. (For the haters: yes its a typo, the current Mame version is 0.97u2)

Source: Retrogames

Emunews at Zophars!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't believe my eyes when I first saw this today. The first real emunews at Zophars since months! But hey, don't get too excited - this news is not really new... BGB 1.03 is out since 31.March.2005 *sigh*



Maybe someone is starting to work through the news submit queue? Good luck *g

Source: Zophar's Domain

Zophars last breath

This is pathetic:





First three music updates in a row and now news about a commercial translation with 1:1 copied text without proper identification as a quote and advertisement.

Source: Zophar's Domain

Double the fun 2

A classic, this time on Emulatronia:



Again I have to beg the newsposters, please don't douplepost - better donate a post to poor Zophars ;-)

Source: Emulatronia

Multilingual brasilians

Just found this in the foreign links section at Zophars:


We know some multilanguage sites too, e.g.: EmuFanatics is an American site about emulators, there is also an English version.

Source: Zophar`s foreign links

Ps: emulacao is down and before you start whining in the comments, the people in Brazil speak Portuguese.

Atila can't stop whining

We at emunoobs sent an email to nokia, we hope they honour your whining with a new leet nokia 1100 ;-)

Ps: if you need new glasses or a new weighing machine let us know. *g



Source: Retrogames

Emu-France not first (updated)

This news appears on Emu-France with a swank "Emu-France First" animated smiley:


Instead it should show a "Mame World First" animation - the proof:


Source: Emu-France (my favorite noob victims *g)

Update: Even Brad from Emu-Christ was faster:

Bad research

The great Kawaks was updated over two months ago, the great Emu X Haven is ... erm... .. just great:



Source Emu X Haven

Secret identity of DaveKlassix revealed

We at emu noobs worked hard to find the secret identity of superhero DaveKlassix! Look here for full private details of Clark Kent ... errr.. .Dave... ;-)



Source: VGN Contact Page

Intelligent RSS feed at Zophars

Wow, that is a real improvement in RSS feed technology. The feed at Zophars knows what everyone else already suspected. Have a look at this message:



Scary!

Source: Zophars Domain RSS Feed

Old news spreading Part 2

Oh no, does nobody listen to us? Look at what you did, another newsposter copying news without looking at the facts. Virtual VS and the I,Robot Emulator have both been updated? Sure, they have both been updated a loooooong time ago: the I,Robot emulator in 2003 and Virtual VS in 2004... *sigh*



Source: Retrogames

Old news spreading

This is beautiful example of old news (courtesy of emulation number 9 - see below) spreading around:



Btw, the Virtual VS v1.1 version is quite old aswell.

Source: Emu-France

insert credit to continue

Seven news in a row - zero credit to PD-Roms from which the news were apparently "taken". Seven links to the dcemu.co.uk spamhole... ;-)



Source: VGN

double the fun

There sites out there begging for news posters... and other sites that can even afford doubleposts. What a luxury! You could at least be so kind and donate one post to poor Zophars.



Thanks to Keith (we'll get you one day *g) for spotting this one.
The noobed: VG-Network

self noob'ed

Thanks to Mr Faust for submitting this oddity:
Hermes apparently can't type english well. /me slaps Hermes - go learn some english you greek bearded fool!

Do you speak japanish?

Someone called Dizzy (coincidence?) invented a new language, or have you ever heard of japanish?? Also notice his nice Avatar. ;-)
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Source: Total-Emu

Math problems?

Look at this poll at NGemu:


Seems someone can only count until 3 ;-)